Why the fuck are the emoticons pissing me off so much? The smiley face one is like WAY happy. He has his smug little thumbs in the air. He pisses me the-fuck off.

Can we not get some normal, plain, not totally rage-rendering, emoticons?

If not, I will take my gun, go to the mall, kill as many people as possible and then turn the gun on myself.

This is a very real possibility.