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SWF Superstar Showcase Preview PDF Print E-mail
Written by David Tyrrell   
Monday, 20 April 2009 08:05
Matthew Martin: Hello everyone and welcome to the SWF Superstar Showcase Preview! I'm Matthew Martin standing at ringside along with the ever opinioned, brutally honest, online columnist, and color commentator extraordinaire himself.... Chris Candid.

Chris Candid: That's right and I'm here strictly to keep you in line tonight Matthew Martin.

Matthew Martin: Be that as it may, this Saturday we have the 6'9 335 lbs. Motor City Madman Jack Spivey squaring off with one of your new favorites. He is an alumni graduate from the Titan Factory and recently called up from the FWL developmental program. Of course I am talking about "Cowboy" Cody Jaymes.

Chris Candid: Cody and I go way back but he may have bitten off more than he can chew taking on a man from Detroit Michigan who is hell bent on making a name for himself in the SWF.

Matthew Martin: Next we have women's action when Miss USA and Hot Stuff go one on one!

Chris Candid: These two women have competed against each other up and down the road, across this great country of ours, for several years now. Fans seem to love both of them. Miss USA is the ultra conservative, flag waving, mask wearing, patroit who has won the SWF Women's championship on multiple occasions.

Matthew Martin: Yes, Miss USA certain has!

Chris Candid: Then you have the much more liberal, very eclectic, very technically sound, ring veteran Hot Stuff. She may be coming into the twilight of her career but with her vast in-ring experience she knows how to win and win big. You put these two women in front of the cameras and in the middle of a hot crowd and you're sure to have something special this Saturday.

Matthew Martin: From what I understand our new SWF owner Shawn FoX will be addressing several issues as he debuts his new segment in the middle of the ring... The FoX Den.

Chris Candid: Now there's a man you can respect. I was so happy to hear a guy like Shawn FoX - the luckiest man on the planet - won the Florida lottery and hit the jackpot during these hard economic times. What is he going to do with all his newly won millions? Well, you already heard he bought the SWF from you Matthew Martin. What's next for our new SWF franchise owner?

Matthew Martin: Back to the wrestling side of things, I've just been informed Mark Johnson will return to action after being away from active competition for over 6 years! This is a man who has been through so much but here he is to tell his story and make his comeback. That's great to see. Even you have to admit that Mr. Candid!

Chris Candid: We still don't know who "Mediocre" Mark Johnson is facing in his first match back though. Do we? I'm surprised this match will even be allowed on TV. What if Mark Johnson is rusty? What if he messes something up and he ends up hurting himself, going on hiatus for another 6 years? Ha! Ha! Ha! If it happens, I'll laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Matthew Martin: You're really Captain Positive tonight, aren't you? Last but not least, we've got MIDGETS! You can't forget the MIDGETS!

Chris Candid: You've got to be kidding me! Are you serious? The SWF Superstar Showcase is going to have a midget division match as its MAIN EVENT? That's unheard of! That's unprecedented!

Matthew Martin: That's the sort of thing you can expect from the Superstar Wrestling Federation. Plus we have a lot of other great SWF superstars on hand. Be sure to check out the SWF Superstar Showcase at a very special night and time.

Saturday, April 25th - Bell time 7:00 PM Central and 8:00 PM Eastern

Website: SWF - http://theswf.ning.com

Chris Candid: That's the end of the preview show?

Matthew Martin: Thank you for joining us!